Backun Musical Services
Lumon Clarinet by Backun
Lumon Clarinet by BACKUN
The Clarinet Refined
For Playing that is Mysterious and Important
Available exclusively to severed Lumon employees in Platinum or Gold key finish. This refined instrument allows your Innie to express their true musical and artistic talent at their next Music Dance Experience, Choreography and Merriment Event, or—thanks to its durable white synthetic body—enjoy playing outdoors around the campfire during an ORTBO.
The Lumon Clarinet by Backun. The Clarinet refined.
Take Your Work Home With You
Due to the latest software upgrade to your chip, your Innie's musical aptitude can now be shared with your outie via limited reintegration. Please note that while the Lumon Clarinet must remain at the office, you are welcome to purchase an accompanying Alpha Clarinet for your Outie to share in the music at home.
Please try to enjoy all the notes equally.
(Oh, and by the way, April Fools! No clarinets or Backun employees were harmed in the making of this! If you are a Severance fan, we hope you enjoyed this post as much as we enjoyed making it. If you have no idea what this was all about, check out the show "Severance" on Apple TV.)